Who: Between Trustee-1114 and all those who have ears to hear with, over the speaker system.
When: On the Afternoon of August 12, 2016
Where: At the Fairgrounds at Harbor, Oregon, Pirate-Festival-Bandstand furthest from the Fairgrounds-entrance.
Why: WARNING via Public-Service-Announcement as Follows:
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, trustee 1114 here. Reminding you to enjoy the Pirate-Festival, responsibly, remember...be sure that you leave your Pirate-Costumes, your Pirate-Attitude and your Pirate-Actions at the fairgrounds. Piracy is not a victimless-crime. I came in search of the Real-Pirates and once I find them, and round them up, I will strip them naked of their assets and toss them to the other-authorities. Thank you very much for your attention and enjoy your festival.
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